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ek vra my bra hoeveel bier hy gaan koopdis drie langesen 'n bottel OB's vir die hoopom gesuip te raak voor mens gaan slaapwant more is dit weer babies se geskreeuas ons wakker raakmy bra vra my waarop ek dan hoop'n bottel brannas en 2l Cokeis al wat ek gaan koopom daai kick te kry voordat ons gaan vrymy wederhalf is my beterhalfdie kalf vir die offer waar ons belydie meeste ...
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Radiohead frontman Thom Yorke is warning the music industry is on the brink of collapse, insisting young musicians should resist signing record deals because the major labels will “completely fold” within months.The British rockers broke away from their longtime label, EMI, in 2007 and went on to embrace the new digital era with the release their seventh album, In Rainbows, which they offered up over the internet and allowed fans to choose the price.Yorke has now issu...
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Raait! Hier is nommer 3. Nou is 'n Chinese joernalis gerop!Johannesburg - An armed gang stole money and a camera from four Chinese journalists in South Africa to cover the World Cup, Chinese state media reported on Thursday.Several men attacked the journalists when their car stopped on the side of the road as they returned to Johannesburg after an interview, the reports said.The thieves made off with a small amount of cash and a camera worth about $1 500 (...
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48 oil spill workers fired in one day by BP.Workers who havn't been paid testing positive for pot.Spilling millions of gallons of oil, no problem.Smoking pot, unacceptable!...
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Nou's dit weer 'n klomp Spaanse en Portugese joernaliste wat beroof is en 'n dronk polisie kolonel wat kak maak. Dit bewys nou maar net weer die storie van die ring en die aap.
Hier issie storie:A group of World Cup journalists from Portugal and Spain have been robbed at their hotel in Magaliesburg, Eye Witness News reports. It is understood armed robbers broke into the lodge, north west of Johannesburg, in the early hours of Wednesday morning....
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God: Hey Jews.Jews: Hey.God: So listen guys, I’m thinking we go in a different direction with this whole religion.Jews: What?God: You know, do a non-gritty reboot. Same God taste, new God packaging. That sort of thing.Jews: We don't follow. God: Okay, work with me here guys. Remember the whole ‘angry God...
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Voordat ek begin, wil ekl graag vir almal die volgende aanraai:BOIKOT BPMoet asb niks by BP koop nie. Nie petrol nie, nie 'n pakkie midnight smokes nie,nie 'n brood of melk nie en veral nie OLIE nie.Hier is 'n BP advertensie uit 1999:Hier is wat BP sê en wat BP doen:...
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Nou ja, so begin die kak.Die blêrrie world kap het nog nie eens begin nie, en die Colombian sokkerspanis gister van 'n $21 000 (R160 000) beroof.Twee cleaning "ladies" het hulle kamers gaan skoomaak terwyl hulle ge-oefen heten is toe sommer weg met 'n vet pakkie.Wat kan ek sê? Het enige regdenkende mens nou iets anders verwag."I DEMAND, I DEMAND" is mos al wat in die klomp se koppe aangaan.As ek 'n kakhuis wil hê, moet e...
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Ja, nee. Dit sal net die blêrrie Americans wees!Wie dan nou anders?Hulle gebruik 1 kwart van al die olie wat daagliks ter wêreld gebruik word.Nou wil hulle carbon tax in ons kele afstop.FOK AMERIKA, FOK OBAMA, FOK HULLLE OORLOGAs jy my nie glo nie, hier is die link:...
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OKVir die van julle wat nie weet wie die RIAA is nie, hier is dit:Recording Industry Association of AmericaDis nou die klomp dose wat mense sue omdat hulle mp3's downloadSo, belê jou geld in Vanilla Ice, want volgens die RIAA, is sy music collection$42 000 000 werd. What a joke!Check hieronder:...
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Ek het op so 'n paar gems afgekom op REDDIT, ja www.reddit.comDis nou regtig lag jou poes af en val van jou stoel af...
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